Do you enjoy jokes about Tiger Woods –  the most successful golfers of all time? Here we go.



That’s just one of many, many jokes making rounds in the aftermath of Tiger Woods’ car crash and affair rumors. Some of the jokes are pretty good, others aren’t pretty at all. Have you ever noticed how many golf jokes involve violence toward a spouse? There are plenty of those regarding Tiger and Elin, too:


The police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. “I can’t remember,” Elin said, “just put me down for a 5.”


Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They’re you can beat Tiger with.


What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

(Of course, Elin is actually Swedish. But poetic license is allowed in jokes.)

There are jokes

about the affair rumors:

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Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?


Tiger’s other women aren’t misstresses. They’re provisionals.


Did you hear Nike’s new motto? Just do me.


And jokes about Tiger’s car crash started surfacing within minutes of the initial reports of the accident, including these:


Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.


What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.


Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.


Tiger has a new movie coming out. It’s called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.


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